perfectzephyr

What was the last unexpected thing to happen to you?

A job just came to me! My old boss rang me up to ask if I could work over the holidays, and that they would get me transferred to my uni town!

if you're a heavy smoker, how many do you smoke a day?
if you're a light smoker, how many do you smoke per week?

i'm a light smoker and i smoke about a pack a week.. in social situations i'd probably end up smoking half a pack a night, or more. i don't want my lips to darken from smoking :(

who's the heaviest smoker you know and how much do they smoke?
my SO's grandma smokes a fucking carton a day D: ok that might've been exaggerated but it's around that much. idk how she's not dead yet tbh.

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If you could have any one body modification done to you free of charge, what would you have done?

What else do you use condoms for?

like a slow disease creeping up on me,
i don't want it.
visioning everything else but
the hands that are on me.
comparing and contrasting
this sickness is rising.
my head is spinning and
i just want to go home.

What food do you always get inconvenient cravings for? (eg: Chick-fil-a on Sundays, fast food when the restaurant is closed, food you can't get in your state/country, etc)

Do you like the Google's new look?

so there's a house party i'll be going to tonight, with my SO. i went to like 50 of these over the summer and never paid shit for drinks, and now i feel bad. the drinks the hostess gets from the border are pretty cheap (like $12-20 for a big bottle of liquor).

how much should my SO and i chip in? nobody else is chipping in, and i don't drink excessively.. so how much do you think is appropriate?

i feel like $5 each is too offensive, but $10 each is too much, but giving anything in between seems weird. halp.

Do you believe in the paranormal?
If yes, then will you share some of your personal stories, or stories you've heard from others?

If you don't care, what's your favorite alcoholic beverage?

TQC, decide my destiny, please. 
D or J?

A reminder, fabulous people: 

The first 2010 Weight Loss Challenge starts on January 3rd!

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Happy New Year!

What brand of cigarettes do you smoke?

Do you smoke?

What's on your mind?

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FARMVILLE?

or your real farm

or farms in general

What is the longest relationship you have ever been in?

What is your favorite thing about your current relationship?
Least favorite?

Single people:
What do you like the most about being single?
The least?

Your brother tends to have no courtesy when it comes to common manners/respect. He is visiting from out of town and you are letting him use your bathroom (as in the one attached to your fucking room). You come home and notice the towel you've been using for 3 or 4 days is hung funny. You approach him and he casually giggles and says "oh I've been using that the entire time you've had it hung up." You're really mad because you know he knows that it's OBVIOUSLY YOURS. Then he adds "I wiped my butt with it some, too." AND LAUGHS MORE. He thinks it's fucking hilarious!

So you've been drying yourself with your brother's fucking shit for three days. How do you react? Keep in mind there are both toilet paper and literally 20 other clean towels to use.

Due to conflicting schedules I find I am AVAILABLE to kiss you in the shower on NYE.
What do you bid for this singular pleasure?

HURRY...teh clock is ticking.

EDIT-O-MATIC- I will accept things other than cash. Be creative pls.

What do you hope to learn one day?

Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, and I plan to sit at home and watch movies while eating pizza and drinking Captain Morgan and Pepsi.

What are your plans for New Year's?

who would win in a triangle fight between Michael Jackson, David Bowie and Mick Jagger?